She wanted the best for you, Garret.

She wanted the best for you, Garret.

food crime against humanity

food crime against humanity

i’m still mad, but at least i’m not hungry anymore

i’m still mad, but at least i’m not hungry anymore

for some reason I thought that was tom hanks

for some reason I thought that was tom hanks

this casting would have been magical

this casting would have been magical

red alert

dapper boy

if i say no do i get another drink?

if i say no do i get another drink?

the common theme is…

the common theme is…

I can’t believe this

I can’t believe this

you have to yell it

you have to yell it

followed by d for digital

followed by d for digital

goodbye, hand!

they’re not wrong

they’re not wrong

as long as he’s happy

as long as he’s happy

at least make the trauma funny

at least make the trauma funny