She’s clearly not her grandma’s favorite…

She's clearly not her grandma's favorite...

yeah, *i’m* the only one allowed to be unhealthy

yeah, *i’m* the only one allowed to be unhealthy

well that’s reassuring

well that’s reassuring

and thanks for the warning about the carpenter ants…

and thanks for the warning about the carpenter ants…

i lurv it

MIDDLE?! hell naw

MIDDLE?! hell naw

i prefer 88, honestly

i prefer 88, honestly

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?

the most important discussion

the most important discussion

you could say it’s…dirt cheap

you could say it’s…dirt cheap

begun, the branches-of-science sass war has

begun, the branches-of-science sass war has

we don’t say that evil name here

we don’t say that evil name here

need this show asap

need this show asap

10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting

10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting

ah, the good ol’ days

ah, the good ol’ days

10 Hilarious Uses of Malicious Compliance

10 Hilarious Uses of Malicious Compliance