I could go out like this.

I could go out like this.

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

‘family’

Idle Hands

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

new life motto

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too