Feeling Lucky?

Bet he thinks about you sometimes too.

Bet he thinks about you sometimes too.
https://twitter.com/primawesome/status/1100117900768100352
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
They really slashed their prices
They really slashed their prices
Brian wants to be more than friends
Brian wants to be more than friends
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
*looks at clock with contempt*
*looks at clock with contempt*
follow the clues
follow the clues
Never ask a cat its weight
Never ask a cat its weight
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
I’ll see myself out
I’ll see myself out
not looking forward to 2038
not looking forward to 2038
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
absolutely terrifying
absolutely terrifying
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
I’d make the same decision
I’d make the same decision
I+did+it+all+for+The+Office.
I did it all for The Office.
Brazil+maintains+a+fleet+of+hospital+ships+that+dock+at+riverside+villages+and+treat+locals+for+free
Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat locals for free
This+is+good+for+America.
This is good for America.
We+gotta+stash+these+milk+bones%21
We gotta stash these milk bones!
Join the conversation
git+blame
git blame
I%26%238217%3Bve+boiled+the+emails%2C+Ma%26%238217%3Bam.
I’ve boiled the emails, Ma’am.
Skeleton+in+the+closet
Skeleton in the closet
President+Obama+meets+with+his+successor+after+the+2016+election
President Obama meets with his successor after the 2016 election
Red%5Brum%5D
Red[rum]
Probable+caws
Probable caws
Some+birds%2C+like+geese%2C+can+descend+by+%26%238216%3Bwhiffling.%26%238217%3B+This+involves+zig-zagging+and+sometimes+turning+completely+upside-down+to+quickly+plummet+towards+the+ground.
Some birds, like geese, can descend by ‘whiffling.’ This involves zig-zagging and sometimes turning completely upside-down to quickly plummet towards the ground.
Just+pizza+pranks.
Just pizza pranks.