Made me s m i l e

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

tortoise relocation boom

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

give me your best conversation stoppers

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

ancient multi-tasking

witch of the waterfall

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

your lab instructor is a furry

become ungovernable

baby gandalf

she was talking to the dog

in the real world your dog can call you

how to get kicked out of every local gym

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!