When your neighbors buy their SpaceX Ultra 9000 Flame Thrower

the math adds up

the math adds up

it’s a bit extreme

it’s a bit extreme

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

trojan pigeon

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wasted gems

ho ho homicide

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too