What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive

of course she knows

of course she knows

just be aggressive

just be aggressive

finally, a distraction

finally, a distraction

they called back later with a job offer

they called back later with a job offer

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

it’s super effective!

it’s super effective!

flats or drums?

flats or drums?

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

dish hack

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

there’s only a little blood

there’s only a little blood

it’s in the name

it’s in the name

a tougher decision than it should be

a tougher decision than it should be

it’s hopeless

it’s hopeless

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true