She’s hired and she can work here as long as she wants… – Enron, probably.

She's hired and she can work here as long as she wants... - Enron, probably.

with my fish

he made his choices, now he must live with those choices

he made his choices, now he must live with those choices

try and read this correctly on the first try

try and read this correctly on the first try

he’s taking this lie to the grave

he’s taking this lie to the grave

just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti

just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti

what matter is they end up in hell!

what matter is they end up in hell!

negotiate how to get fire, more likely

negotiate how to get fire, more likely

Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil

Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil

What is the name of this masterpiece?

What is the name of this masterpiece?

well, this just got awkward

well, this just got awkward

i just want to go to bed

i just want to go to bed

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

the bird added a little salt there

the bird added a little salt there

best i can do is ‘x’

best i can do is ‘x’

the perfect response

the perfect response