No. Call the men in black

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

jurassic park holiday special

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

the power of positive affirmations

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

bring back the cats!

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

this is my emotional support steak

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

may the comedic force be with you

algebra is like onion pie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…