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cooking with garlic

Awkward…
Awkward…
Angry coffee.
Angry coffee.
Tattoos are like cats.
Tattoos are like cats.
I lost all of my contacts.
I lost all of my contacts.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
The dog speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Warning:
Warning:
Haiku!
Haiku!
May I take your order?
May I take your order?
Highly suspect.
Highly suspect.
Whatcha thinkin about?
Whatcha thinkin about?
Go to class, live forever.
Go to class, live forever.
Cereal!
Cereal!
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.