i need it now

i need it now

Television: Like the Internet, but…

Television: Like the Internet, but…

Nice turn Steve!

Nice turn Steve!

Forever alone, level 439932.

Forever alone, level 439932.

Lower standards and repeat.

Lower standards and repeat.

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Burgers for the blind.

Burgers for the blind.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

My reaction to The Lion King.

My reaction to The Lion King.

Final exams… om nom nom.

Final exams… om nom nom.

Please hang up and text me.

Please hang up and text me.

Scumbag microwave.

Scumbag microwave.

Leaf me alone!

How movie previews work.

How movie previews work.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

How I eat spaghetti.

How I eat spaghetti.