come to me sweet child.

come to me sweet child.

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

money is the universal motivator

money is the universal motivator

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

20 cloves of garlic

20 cloves of garlic

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

and their true intentions are revealed

and their true intentions are revealed

carpet scarf

cat is priority 1

cat is priority 1

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn