Dear Joe, There is cca.three weeks of lotion the pump can’t reach.

Dear Joe, There is cca.three weeks of lotion the pump can't reach.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

Listen here, Karen.

Listen here, Karen.

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]

Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.

Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.

It’s really not that hard, guys

It’s really not that hard, guys

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

May the odds be ever in your favor

May the odds be ever in your favor

I could embroider this poetry.

I could embroider this poetry.

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

Real slick, guys…

Real slick, guys…

These ducks were very expensive.

These ducks were very expensive.

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.

You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.

You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.