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*intense doubt*
*intense doubt*
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
They’re evolving…
They’re evolving…
Doris Day circa 1973.
Doris Day circa 1973.
Hiccups are scary.
Hiccups are scary.
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
Meet your new inner dialogue…
Meet your new inner dialogue…
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
Turning right can be hard to do…
Turning right can be hard to do…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Join the conversation
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Dear+God
Dear God