could you win a rap battle with a horse skeleton to keep your booze?

No truer words have ever been spoken

No truer words have ever been spoken

A Walmart theory…

A Walmart theory…

Now I understand why American Bald Eagles are always photographed from the side.

Now I understand why American Bald Eagles are always photographed from the side.

The only logical response.

The only logical response.

Slang words for your noodle

Slang words for your noodle

Stain removal 101

Stain removal 101

Greywolf floof

Behold, the mighty bottle.

Behold, the mighty bottle.

Let’s not go to space. Tis a silly place.

Let’s not go to space. Tis a silly place.

Gonna need some burn cream

Gonna need some burn cream

Twitter linguist defends the one true way to phrase "macaroni and cheese".

Twitter linguist defends the one true way to phrase "macaroni and cheese".

How to communicate with Transformers

How to communicate with Transformers

I was a fifteen year old girl in a previous life

I was a fifteen year old girl in a previous life

Seth Rogen

You must learn to appreciate the butterfly…

You must learn to appreciate the butterfly…