could’ve been an email

What’s the wurst that could happen?

What’s the wurst that could happen?

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

The Harvest Mouse

The Harvest Mouse

I only worship the blue eyed messiah, personally.

I only worship the blue eyed messiah, personally.

The many butts.

The many butts.

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

My bottom heart beats for you.

My bottom heart beats for you.

Waiting for the vaccine starter kit.

Waiting for the vaccine starter kit.

Oh no she di’in’t…

Oh no she di’in’t…

Never underestimate maternal instinct.

Never underestimate maternal instinct.

Worth a try, anyway.

Worth a try, anyway.

Birds aren’t even real.

Birds aren’t even real.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

And we almost got away with it, too

And we almost got away with it, too

I would watch this show, also.

I would watch this show, also.