courting is in session

living the dream

living the dream

i broke the test

i broke the test

just a bit windy

just a bit windy

how i wish i would respond to people like this

how i wish i would respond to people like this

your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck

your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck

spaghetti goat

perception vs reality

perception vs reality

they’ll never find her

they’ll never find her

i live my life at warp 9

i live my life at warp 9

that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you

that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you

zoo after midnight

zoo after midnight

for the coworker you can’t stand

for the coworker you can’t stand

sure. i love a good riddle

sure. i love a good riddle

a snack with a probably long past expiration date

a snack with a probably long past expiration date

they were definitely laughing at me

they were definitely laughing at me