cowabunga!

He’s not wrong

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Please do not actually kill people.

Powdered garbage

Perfect camouflage

Work smarter not harder.

You don’t want this, girl.

Maine Coon papa’s

What year is it?!

Drink more water.

Snail teeth

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.