When your algorithm bytes back.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Guess whooo?

What a mogul!

She can do better.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

The duck is a lie.

Well worn knives.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.