The diabeetus will be worth it, comrades.

did he do it?

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

that’s a loaded question

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wasted gems

send dudes, not nudes

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

what every kid wants for christmas

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?