cry harder

find your bay leaf confidence

may the force be with your belt

beware of log

who actually thought this was a good idea?

do not feed the animals

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

um, what now?

me and my demons are just cool like that

side effects may include incest…

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

mind blowing stuff back then

suddenly we all agree about pineapple on pizza

how fast are you?

these are the tools of successful writers