Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through

Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through

Sassy bones

$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.

$1,000,000 bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz.

Trying to sound important.

Trying to sound important.

‘Merica at war.

‘Merica at war.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

10/10 would overdose.

10/10 would overdose.

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

My new favorite cat gif

My new favorite cat gif

There are two types of people

There are two types of people

Clever dog

One of my favorite scenes

One of my favorite scenes

Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you had sex?

You don’t know my life

You don’t know my life