Thanks, Jake. You went above the call of duty.

everyday is fryday

which song is this for you?

“youngins these days have it good, Harold”

this is fantastic news!

you know the saying, potato vodka, tomato caesar…

420 points to gryffindor

i’ve heard so many food service horror stories

is there any other way

all the time

thanks mom, really appreciate that

it’s the perfect number

10 Star Wars Memes to Break Your Chains

does that make them a longbowman

i feel this kid’s pain

just in case i happen to go out in this one specific niche situation — you never know!