Programmable doge.

Programmable doge.

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

dinner and show

dinner and show

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

popsicles

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp