Feeling Lucky?

cursed object

you almost sunk my battleship
you almost sunk my battleship
i live my life with no regrets
i live my life with no regrets
her precious
her precious
release the roomba!!!!
release the roomba!!!!
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
monster ain’t eating me today!
monster ain’t eating me today!
that’s showbiz, baby!
that’s showbiz, baby!
they won’t be able to mcresist me
they won’t be able to mcresist me
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
and now so do i
and now so do i
This would be my response, too
This would be my response, too
miracle dog
miracle dog
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
more stores need this on display
more stores need this on display
you know the move
you know the move
Chippy+Chip+go+beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
These+ducks+were+very+expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
Join the conversation
Update+released+by+Best+Korea+state+media+showing+dear+leader+alive+and+well.
Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.
Listen+here%2C+Karen.
Listen here, Karen.
Real+slick%2C+guys%26%238230%3B
Real slick, guys…
I%26%238217%3Bm+quite+the+polyglot.
I’m quite the polyglot.
Elijah+Wood+is+long+on+turnips.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
Gordon+you+ignorant+slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Tonight%2C+we+dance.
Tonight, we dance.
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