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It was me…
It was me…
Equality.
Equality.
Poor plants.
Poor plants.
How do you decide who to marry?
How do you decide who to marry?
That awkward moment…
That awkward moment…
The wisdom of Kermit.
The wisdom of Kermit.
…and then I ate a panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
I’m kind of a big dill.
I’m kind of a big dill.
A tragic romance story.
A tragic romance story.
It begins…
It begins…
My wallet before Valentine’s Day…
My wallet before Valentine’s Day…
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
True 90’s kids will understand.
True 90’s kids will understand.
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
good+question
good question
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Join the conversation
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW