customer correction

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Stranger Corns

Ask, and it shall be given you…

Poof just wants a shake.

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood

How to disappoint a tiger.

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

No pass, only pet.

Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it

Just peachy!

PSA: Don’t leave your meese in cars this summer.

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

The many builds of Christian Bale

What’s something you wish you had?

Rubio better not be playing…