Nice guys finish last.

squirrel art

this should be interesting

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

the suite life tried to teach us

always practice safe porking

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

set your dvr!

spiders use their eyes

welcome to jurassic park!

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

cry harder

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

and now he’s just committed to the bit