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Well that’s optimistic.

Well that's optimistic.
words that have never felt more true today
words that have never felt more true today
eat another cookie
eat another cookie
he does what he has to do
he does what he has to do
it’s argon
it’s argon
all the time
all the time
i’d still refuse to open the door
i’d still refuse to open the door
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
ready for adorable battle
ready for adorable battle
pointy hat or swipe left
pointy hat or swipe left
a good jedi never strikes first
a good jedi never strikes first
why???????
why???????
easiest riddle ever
easiest riddle ever
time to eat a bug
time to eat a bug
summoned a cat again
summoned a cat again
pee to play
pee to play
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
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Words
Words
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Dear+God
Dear God
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…