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You can’t handle the facts…

You can't handle the facts...
Hectors Fairytale
Hectors Fairytale
Knees were not intelligently designed…
Knees were not intelligently designed…
He made it to first base.
He made it to first base.
Hello, old friend.
Hello, old friend.
C is for cookie, birch.
C is for cookie, birch.
Do not separate the bovines, please.
Do not separate the bovines, please.
Be aggressively generous.
Be aggressively generous.
The gose strikes again!
The gose strikes again!
Two, crossed.
Two, crossed.
I’ll take the whole flock, thanks.
I’ll take the whole flock, thanks.
Quick maths.
Quick maths.
Honestly, who brings a banana to the bar?
Honestly, who brings a banana to the bar?
Dolly Parton has custom made vaccination blouses.
Dolly Parton has custom made vaccination blouses.
At least the covfefe is free?
At least the covfefe is free?
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
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Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Hands.
Hands.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’