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Dad of the Year candidate at the Cavs vs Hornets game

Dad of the Year candidate at the Cavs vs Hornets game
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
mine
mine
heeded
heeded
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
omg so often
omg so often
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
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The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.