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daddy christmas

They say the universe is continually expanding…
They say the universe is continually expanding…
I wish it was this easy to get time off work
I wish it was this easy to get time off work
Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!
Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!
Imagine planning a party
Imagine planning a party
Heard you failed English…
Heard you failed English…
Every time a girl says hi to me.
Every time a girl says hi to me.
Should have checked himself…poor guy
Should have checked himself…poor guy
Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…
Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…
Science has gone too far.
Science has gone too far.
Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.
Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.
Vote Odin
Vote Odin
With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages
With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages
Being Catholic.
Being Catholic.
The irony of life.
The irony of life.
Doing things alone vs as people watch
Doing things alone vs as people watch
Hands.
Hands.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’