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Instant Alien communication kit
Instant Alien communication kit
BOOIIIIIII
BOOIIIIIII
I miss you. – Cookie
I miss you. – Cookie
Ambulant reduplication explains why "tock-tick" doesn’t sound right
Ambulant reduplication explains why "tock-tick" doesn’t sound right
Car dealerships response to local panhandler
Car dealerships response to local panhandler
He wasn’t ready.
He wasn’t ready.
Passive aggressive 101
Passive aggressive 101
sO mUcH sAsS
sO mUcH sAsS
I think it has a side quest for me…
I think it has a side quest for me…
What am I even doing with my life.
What am I even doing with my life.
When your only child is a sociopath.
When your only child is a sociopath.
I didn’t want to frighten you. 🔥🔥
I didn’t want to frighten you. 🔥🔥
The couple on the Woodstock album cover, still together 48 years later
The couple on the Woodstock album cover, still together 48 years later
Something so familiar about this…
Something so familiar about this…
Captain Planet is now real. Go go Captain Planet!
Captain Planet is now real. Go go Captain Planet!
I+need+your+skin%26%238230%3B+for+the+sciences.
I need your skin… for the sciences.
10%2F4ths+of+people+dislike+maths.
10/4ths of people dislike maths.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.
Someone+started+a+diet.+It+is+not+going+great.
Someone started a diet. It is not going great.
Join the conversation
Have+you+thought+about+a+masters+program%3F
Have you thought about a masters program?
On+my+way%21
On my way!
Gotta+catch+%26%238217%3Bem+all%26%238230%3B%3F
Gotta catch ’em all…?
People+must+love+watching+movies+with+you.
People must love watching movies with you.
Good+for+you%2C+though.
Good for you, though.
The+good+stuff+is+in+the+details.
The good stuff is in the details.
Just+say+no+to+pipe-weed
Just say no to pipe-weed
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+ten%2C+thanks.
I’ll take ten, thanks.