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Its hard working at mcdonalds right now

Its hard working at mcdonalds right now
Mother of KitKat.
Mother of KitKat.
I have puppies instead of children…
I have puppies instead of children…
Programming languages.
Programming languages.
My wallet is like an onion…
My wallet is like an onion…
If guns don’t kill people…
If guns don’t kill people…
Relationship advice.
Relationship advice.
A conversation with my 12 year old self.
A conversation with my 12 year old self.
History is insane.
History is insane.
Learning to change tires.
Learning to change tires.
How to make the perfect ice cream sundae.
How to make the perfect ice cream sundae.
Define immature…
Define immature…
Alright… who farted?
Alright… who farted?
Just ordering some fast food.
Just ordering some fast food.
Stormtrooper cake wins the Internets.
Stormtrooper cake wins the Internets.
Officially creeped out.
Officially creeped out.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
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RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.