i’m out

i'm out

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

reading is magic

reading is magic

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

marry her

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water