dangit, linguistic ambiguity

woah

we need a movie about his life

we need a movie about his life

if only he had stayed in space

if only he had stayed in space

sick burn

if only he would

if only he would

stand back, I’m just doing my job

stand back, I’m just doing my job

historically hip

historically hip

be a more accepting parent

be a more accepting parent

anyone know the answer?

anyone know the answer?

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

they love him so much!

they love him so much!

don’t mess with your elders

don’t mess with your elders

when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time

when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time