The cat was credited as F.d.c. willad (felis domesticus, chester)

there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance

planking isn’t for everybody

the makers of oreos have no chill

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

what new ghosts would you like to see?

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

realistic relationship goals