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darth vader being a drama queen led to the downfall of the empire

40 is the new 80
40 is the new 80
incentives don’t pay the bills
incentives don’t pay the bills
this was hard to read
this was hard to read
he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary
he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary
luigi is all of us
luigi is all of us
i want it and i want it now
i want it and i want it now
that had to be pretty satsifying
that had to be pretty satsifying
it’s a mutual break up?
it’s a mutual break up?
i love this grandma
i love this grandma
mood
mood
*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!
*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!
and now it’s stuck in my head
and now it’s stuck in my head
don’t sit on the ducks
don’t sit on the ducks
it’s a swollow
it’s a swollow
the new santa claus
the new santa claus
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Obviously.
Obviously.
No+shame.
No shame.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.