darth vader ice cream

funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line

funny, but maybe not the best pick-up line

what imagined as a kid

what imagined as a kid

history not quite in motion

history not quite in motion

always fear the egg demon

always fear the egg demon

it’s just a little blood

it’s just a little blood

and just like that, a classic was born

and just like that, a classic was born

sounds like a disney movie

sounds like a disney movie

subway – eat fresh

subway – eat fresh

what item do you want back?

what item do you want back?

the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?

the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?

there are two types of people in this world

there are two types of people in this world

what are the housing prices, though?

what are the housing prices, though?

let’s play a game

let’s play a game

how to catch a spider… man

how to catch a spider… man

forgive me shark father for i have sinned

forgive me shark father for i have sinned