day drinking nuns

outlook not good

demon hunting season is officially open

wholesome date ideas

better late than pregnant

hardcore handholding is a sin

pronounce with care

i bet raccoons have filthy tongues

Good boi in the front, bad boi in the back

the real reason to own a scientific calculator in high school

somebody once told me…

achievement unlocked

busted! lock him up!

once you realize small talk will be involved, the decision to save them all becomes much more complicated

do not cross this cat

shouldn’t have bent down