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producers made a huge mistake

producers made a huge mistake

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

just buy oreos, they never let you down

just buy oreos, they never let you down

i am one with the raccoons mother

i am one with the raccoons mother

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks

well this is awkward

well this is awkward

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

I want to be explosively clean

I want to be explosively clean