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dead but delicious

Are we home yet?
Are we home yet?
It’s all online now
It’s all online now
Motherhood
Motherhood
It's not a joke
It's not a joke
This describes me perfectly well
This describes me perfectly well
My mind is blown
My mind is blown
What I learned from recently attending a children’s talent show.
What I learned from recently attending a children’s talent show.
Phoenix, Arizona should not exist.
Phoenix, Arizona should not exist.
Passive Aggressive Payment
Passive Aggressive Payment
Nothin' like a 6:20am calltime for band tomorrow
Nothin' like a 6:20am calltime for band tomorrow
One minute into “Netflix and Chill”
One minute into “Netflix and Chill”
The String Theory
The String Theory
Try This One At Work
Try This One At Work
The ultimate shower
The ultimate shower
Raptor Fact
Raptor Fact
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
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Mhm…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Classy.
Classy.
Obviously.
Obviously.