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Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
When caffeine stops working
When caffeine stops working
How To: Get Girls
How To: Get Girls
Whenever I go in to Lowes.
Whenever I go in to Lowes.
Aannnd it’s gone.
Aannnd it’s gone.
He was never very subtle
He was never very subtle
Words.
Words.
Airports are annoying.
Airports are annoying.
Steam pug.
Steam pug.
Playing nice together.
Playing nice together.
I’m that uncle.
I’m that uncle.
It isn’t that I’m not a people person…
It isn’t that I’m not a people person…
I didn’t make it to the gym today…
I didn’t make it to the gym today…
Education matters
Education matters
Kitty knickers.
Kitty knickers.
Time spent in the shower.
Time spent in the shower.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Hands.
Hands.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…