Feeling Lucky?

If only we could unscrew the top!

If only we could unscrew the top!
Yo A-a-ron
Yo A-a-ron
Lies and statistics
Lies and statistics
Lemony difficult.
Lemony difficult.
When I grow up, I wanna be a kwaken!
When I grow up, I wanna be a kwaken!
Titanium changes color with different voltages
Titanium changes color with different voltages
Zoomies activated!
Zoomies activated!
But Aliens Don’t Exist.
But Aliens Don’t Exist.
WWII Vampires
WWII Vampires
Pretty much…
Pretty much…
motion to refer to kids as halflings
motion to refer to kids as halflings
They’ll use Bill Cosby for Obama
They’ll use Bill Cosby for Obama
Get dumped for good reason.
Get dumped for good reason.
Spay and neuter your pets.
Spay and neuter your pets.
Roach boobs?
Roach boobs?
YO ADRIAN
YO ADRIAN
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
left+swipe
left swipe
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it