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How to kill a song

Did you fall from heaven?

Et tu, Brute?

Every box of raisins is a tragic story

Talking to the devil

Why Hulu sucks

Fitness is for winners.

Can I speak to you in private?

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots

One of my favorite Simpsons quote.

How to make a company logo

What are you up to?