*pulls down pants*

Perfect camouflage

[B]runch

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Maine Coon papa’s

Play Football With Me, Father!

You don’t want this, girl.

He’s not wrong

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Drink more water.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Work smarter not harder.

Bitcoin finally explained

Snail teeth

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.