When your municipal taxes go to licensing fees…

When your municipal taxes go to licensing fees...

this is the kind of dad i want to be

this is the kind of dad i want to be

always check your grammar

always check your grammar

ghost ostrich

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

truth

time is money

stops for ducks, still wins gold

stops for ducks, still wins gold

that’s a big nope

that’s a big nope

guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season

guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season

some fish like it rough

some fish like it rough

seemed like a fair trade at the time

seemed like a fair trade at the time

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

can we keep it?

can we keep it?