You must be in the wrong place…

There are holes all over this plot…

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

There’s always next year…

Best friends by order of dog law.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.

Takebacks enabled.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

FOOL proof alarm clock

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.