*enable self-roast*

first date fart

water is the best grown up drink

does not go on the dating profile

agents are on their way to your location right now

sharks are just ocean puppies

art doesn’t always imitate life

live laugh love

no regrets

voicemails are the original podcast

immune to yo mama jokes

*books flight to scotland*

schrodinger’s baby

love wins

new hot fashion trend

house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!