She worked hard for your money.

She worked hard for your money.

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

spitting venom

beer science

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

for family

yes, please

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

time to cry!

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going